BFF Stepsister Says, I want to light this one up and have it explode inside of me!

♪ Yeah, you've gotta try ♪

♪ My family's pie ♪

This party is gonna be so much fun.

And I'm so excited.

Hey, you guys going to the party?

Yeah, we are.

Can I come with? I want to meet some hot girls.

N-O. There's no way you're going to any party I'm at.

Yeah, you're kind of a dork and we don't really want to be seen with you.

It's bad enough everyone at school thinks we're related now that you're my stepbrother.

Get lost.

That's fucked up.

Where are the fireworks? We can't find them.

I uh, shut them off already.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Okay, listen.

If you go and buy us the fireworks, we might let you go to the party.

Okay, sure. Right now.

Why did you say he could come with us?

I only said might. There is no way he's gonna be anywhere near us.

What took you so long?

I got a flat, chain came off, but got the fireworks.

I love these ones.

That's my favorite one.

This one makes loud noises.

Hmm. I want to light this one up and have it explode inside of me. It'll shoot everywhere.

Oh wow, he has his little pecker out.

You should grab it, it's not little.

What?

I'm not gonna touch it.

Why?

I mean, it's so big and hard.

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