I FUCK THE DELIVERY GUY IN MY APARTMENT

Today I'm going to surprise the person in charge

He's bringing an address, the doorman already told me he's here, so I'm gonna surprise him.

And I'm going to offer you this money to eat me, and I'm also going to tell you to film me.

'Cause I love being filmed, I have a fantasy about it, so I'd love to.

And besides, it's really nice because I've seen his picture and I'm super hot.